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Jan - Ultimate Geek MeterDecember 3, 2008Home Arts Funny Stuff Tags: jan, michaels, funny, humor, geek,
Are you concerned that you may be a geek, but just aren't sure? Well then you should take the Ultimate Geek Meter test and find out once and for all if you should come out of that closet and embrace your geekhood!
2. If you know what a "M.U.D.D." is, give yourself 5 points. 3. If you have ever dressed up for a Science Fiction Convention, give yourself 5 points. 4. If you have ever made passionate, earthshaking love to at least 5 women, subtract 15 points. 5. If you have ever wanted to be Carl Sagan or Bill Gates when you grew up, give yourself 5 points. 7. If you think pocket protectors are a practical fashion accessory, give yourself 5 points. 8. If you would much rather meet real women at a club instead of a chatroom, subtract 15 points. 9. If you are over 18, live with your mom and she does your laundry, give yourself 5 points. 10. If you dream in computer code, give yourself 100 points. 11. If you are over 18 and you laugh and *snort* when someone says "boob", give yourself 5 points 12. If you have a mobile of molecues hanging from your ceiling, give yourself 25 points . 13. If you can recite the dialog by memory from any star trek episode, give yourself 10 points. 14. If you wear a dirty leather bikers jacket, ride a harley and have a hot woman holding on to you from behind, then see "You may be a biker if...". 15. If you've ever tried to feel the "Force", you get 32.5 to the 6th power of points. Ok, it's time to tally up those points .. Go ahead, I'll wait ... "...it's 5 year mission to explore strange new planets ..." ... Oh, are you done? If you have 1 or greater ( > in geek lingo) then you ARE a Geek! Don't be ashamed .. grab those glasses with the taped nose piece, those too short polyester pants and feel the universal flow of geekiness fill you. Besides, Geeks have ALL the money *SNort* *Snort* ... Article Source: http://www.tips.com.my About the Author: Jan Michaels can be found at: Free Heaven or Articles Heaven Interesting article for Magic illusions. Check our web site to find more on this topic of Magic illusions. Tags: Magic illusions, Have you ever wondered in what way are women like the computers we have at home? Here, I show you how. Tags: jokes, joke, humor, humour, funny, April fool’s day is a favorite day for some, because there are many funny jokes that can be played. Tags: funny, jokes, The most popular cartoons on Cartoon Network have been shared by generations. Let’s just say Tom and Jerry, Scooby-Doo, The Flintstone... You still see them on Cartoon Network and not because producers have slept since then but because they are still adored by children all over the world. Tags: Tom and Jerry, Scooby-Doo, Flintstones, Dexter's Lab, Power Puff Girls, My sincere apology goes out to all the intelligent women in this world for my article title as well as for the content, but unfortunately it’s all based on facts. Tags: women, pampering, nail salons, support groups, massage, tips and information on how to solve kakuro blocks Tags: kakuro puzzles, 10 multiple choice trivia questions about the month of March Tags: trivia, question, quiz, test, challenge, Twelve multiple choice trivia questions about Valentine holiday history and tradition Tags: trivia, question, quiz, test, challenge, Years ago, Rush Limbaugh coined the term "adult beverages" to refer to alcoholic drinks. Yet millions of dittoheads across the Fruited Plain lacked a guide for making the best adult beverages. So I created The Dittohead's Guide to Adult Beverages, a collection of humorous dittohead recipes such as the Rio Linda Rouser, EIB Ecstasy Elixir, Club G'itmo Guzzler, and many more! Just try out these great recipes: DEAD WHITE GUY GINGER ALE Glass: A Clay Bowl Stolen from Na... Tags: rush limbaugh, dittohead, political humor, Some of us reading this may not realize that before email, there was just the United State Post Office delivering our precious mail thru rain, sleet, snow and dogs with bad attitudes. And even if it took them 50 years (yep, it really happened) they would deliver you're mail to whomever was still alive by then. Tags: jan, michaels, humor, funny, email, | |||||