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Does weaning not refer to infants? Not adults on the way to the altar? However, when you think about it, how many of us are grown up or mature enough to get married? In this article I cover everything from the origin of April Fool's Day to my frustration that it's on a Sunday this year I researched the origin of April Fool's day, so I know when and where it started. However, I have no idea if it will ever stop. From childhood to adulthood, from marriage to career to family - my lifestyle keeps changing styles. The secret to a happy marriage is to realize the for better part usually is and the for worse part is when you should be thinking about the for better part. Middle age is a time in life we want to forget, ignore,avoid, or put off for at least another twenty years. How do you know when you're middle age? Are you a victim of gray days? Do you frequently wish that Mother Nature didn't have black and white on her palette and couldn't paint days gray? Most peoples' use of the dictionary falls somewhere between not having taken its price tag off and having more than one. Where are you on the usage scale? Uniforms are everywhere - policemen, firemen,soldiers. You might be wearing a uniform without realizing it. Boyfriends and dogs have a lot in common. Which would you rather have? Ads are everywhere - from the floor to the sky and almost everywhere in between. You may advertise products evey day. There are a lot of things that don't make sense to me, and I don't think it's just because I'm a blond - or is it? We all feel better when we hear that someone's life is more out of contol than ours. But will that make us gossips? Spring cleaning spoils spring, but I may have found a way to take the spring out of cleaning. Weddings run the gamut from economical to extravagant and from judge of the peace to one-hundred-piece orchestra. However,is the wedding really the happient day of a couples' life? Man has evolved over thousands of years, but we're still creatures of habit. You can put paint on a chicken's feet and have it walk across a canvas, but is this art? Some of us are doers. Others say they'll do whatever it is later, tomorrow, on the weekend, as soon as they get a chance. These are procratinators. Why we are named what we are runs the gamut from being a namesake to having an invented name. However, most of our names fall somewhere in the middle. What does your name say about you? Everything is recycled. My desk is recycled wood. My computer is recyled technology. The family photo is a recycled memory and I am recycled genes. The long and short of it is that having long fingernails is enjoyable for only short periods of time. 1 2 3 4 5 | ||
